tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53715799190471157552024-02-20T21:08:57.141-05:00Hate HaikuLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-62809362587691792712012-01-24T13:33:00.000-05:002012-01-24T13:33:37.749-05:00Sawyou should have your legs <br />
sawed off for taking more than <br />
one seat on the trainLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-42887838979487860122012-01-19T14:25:00.002-05:002012-01-19T14:25:19.877-05:00Happy Birthday!Facebook told me that<br />
today is your birthday, but<br />
I don't give a fuckLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-32539829901559311192011-08-29T09:00:00.000-04:002011-08-29T09:00:08.089-04:00go lay downGo lay down in a <br />
coffin, and don't bother to <br />
get back up againLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-20592953254430594142011-08-26T09:00:00.000-04:002011-08-26T09:00:07.137-04:00channel the hateLet me just channel<br />
my hate into the verbal<br />
asskicking you need.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-14948567535132060452011-08-25T09:00:00.001-04:002011-08-25T09:00:04.935-04:00blameThere really should be<br />
someone to blame for all the <br />
worst things that happen.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-36148568833020175782011-08-24T09:00:00.002-04:002011-08-24T09:00:13.201-04:00tiny skirtsLady, I would wear <br />
tiny skirts, too, if my face<br />
looked worse than my legs.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-62606533166465737152011-08-23T09:00:00.001-04:002011-08-23T09:00:15.628-04:00misery is a choiceMisery is a
<br />choice i have not made. Take your
<br />complaining elsewhere.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-76089098372979497502011-08-22T09:00:00.001-04:002011-08-22T09:00:19.361-04:00pretentiousYour use of big words
<br />makes you sound like an asshole,
<br />not like you are smart.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-43894176931371728372011-08-19T09:00:00.001-04:002011-08-19T09:00:13.783-04:00Oh, how I hate youOh, how I hate you.<br />Let me count the ways. Oh right,<br />All of them. Each. One.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-91222312587511659392011-08-18T09:00:00.001-04:002011-08-18T09:00:06.254-04:00walkersFat asses abreast<br />on the running trail; where is<br />my BB gun now?Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-22179203837061748452011-08-17T09:00:00.001-04:002011-08-17T09:00:13.965-04:00your facehave you been beaten
<br />with a bag of marbles, or
<br />is that just your face?Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-12603739231555000422011-08-16T14:37:00.000-04:002011-08-16T14:37:00.323-04:00shut upi will strangle you<br />
with your own tongue if you don't<br />
shut the fuck up NOW.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-16928180835222783312011-08-15T15:56:00.000-04:002011-08-15T15:56:00.410-04:00your assI should not have to<br />see your ass flapping below<br />the hem of your shorts.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-27736361671275304092011-08-14T15:44:00.002-04:002011-08-14T15:44:00.981-04:00dear cancerCancer, you can please<br />go suck a big fat diseased <br />dick and then fuck off.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-65214488307027215162011-08-13T15:27:00.002-04:002011-08-13T15:27:00.618-04:00listenwhy bother to ask <br />for my opinion when you <br />refuse to listen?Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-18101282337679555542011-08-12T16:51:00.000-04:002011-08-12T16:51:18.084-04:00unwelcomedear sir, your penis<br />
is not welcome in my hand<br />
just because we dancedLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-42113214033188209972011-08-11T12:27:00.006-04:002011-08-11T12:35:29.185-04:00MarzzzzzzHello, faithful readers!
<br />
<br />In case you missed it, I wrote a fun guest post for Marz Daily Media that was published a few days ago. It's a fake news story about Facebook making its users have higher friending standards.
<br />
<br /><a href="http://marzdailymedia.com/2011/08/09/facebook-%E2%80%9Chave-standards-people%E2%80%9D/">http://marzdailymedia.com/2011/08/09/facebook-%E2%80%9Chave-standards-people%E2%80%9D/</a>
<br />
<br />
<br />Enjoy, and take a look around Marz's site. He's pretty fun.
<br />
<br />Love and hate,
<br />LizzieLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-37453496134607456632011-08-11T09:50:00.001-04:002011-08-11T09:50:00.204-04:00hipstershipsters, don't you know<br />how ridiculous you look?<br />ironically, not.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-84079785847545723322011-08-10T09:53:00.001-04:002011-08-10T09:53:00.678-04:00mucous plugthe words "mucous plug"<br />should never be uttered, on<br />Facebook or elsewhereLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-43374221933029601162011-08-09T11:46:00.002-04:002011-08-09T11:49:31.670-04:00Oh, you hate the US?If you hate living
<br />here so much, go starve to death
<br />in Somalia.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-78731924193345180142011-08-09T09:51:00.001-04:002011-08-09T09:51:00.239-04:00bodily fluids (special double hate haiku!!!)can we just agree<br />that the bodily fluids <br />of your kids are gross?<br /><br />and also, let's say<br />they don't warrant discussion<br />in status updatesLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-66808421340829148612011-08-08T10:09:00.001-04:002011-08-08T10:09:00.654-04:00my brain is up herehey asshole, i know<br />you think you're being smooth, but<br />my brain is up hereLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-13724835769019626462011-08-07T10:10:00.001-04:002011-08-07T10:10:00.788-04:00freak flaglet your freak flag fly<br />by all means, just don't ask me<br />to watch it, or careLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-2134997618261039362011-08-06T15:14:00.001-04:002011-08-06T15:14:00.407-04:00common sensePlease take some of your<br />bloated salary and buy<br />common sense classes.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371579919047115755.post-85587315946151532762011-08-05T15:12:00.004-04:002011-08-05T15:12:00.090-04:00linebackerToday, I am the <br />linebacker, and you are the<br />jackass on your phone.Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14787351164296766818noreply@blogger.com0