Tuesday, January 24, 2012


you should have your legs
sawed off for taking more than
one seat on the train

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Happy Birthday!

Facebook told me that
today is your birthday, but
I don't give a fuck

Monday, August 29, 2011

go lay down

Go lay down in a
coffin, and don't bother to
get back up again

Friday, August 26, 2011

channel the hate

Let me just channel
my hate into the verbal
asskicking you need.

Thursday, August 25, 2011


There really should be
someone to blame for all the
worst things that happen.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

tiny skirts

Lady, I would wear
tiny skirts, too, if my face
looked worse than my legs.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

misery is a choice

Misery is a
choice i have not made. Take your
complaining elsewhere.