Go lay down in a
coffin, and don't bother to
get back up again
Monday, August 29, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
shut up
i will strangle you
with your own tongue if you don't
shut the fuck up NOW.
with your own tongue if you don't
shut the fuck up NOW.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
unwelcome
dear sir, your penis
is not welcome in my hand
just because we danced
is not welcome in my hand
just because we danced
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Marzzzzzz
Hello, faithful readers!
In case you missed it, I wrote a fun guest post for Marz Daily Media that was published a few days ago. It's a fake news story about Facebook making its users have higher friending standards.
http://marzdailymedia.com/2011/08/09/facebook-%E2%80%9Chave-standards-people%E2%80%9D/
Enjoy, and take a look around Marz's site. He's pretty fun.
Love and hate,
Lizzie
In case you missed it, I wrote a fun guest post for Marz Daily Media that was published a few days ago. It's a fake news story about Facebook making its users have higher friending standards.
http://marzdailymedia.com/2011/08/09/facebook-%E2%80%9Chave-standards-people%E2%80%9D/
Enjoy, and take a look around Marz's site. He's pretty fun.
Love and hate,
Lizzie
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
mucous plug
the words "mucous plug"
should never be uttered, on
Facebook or elsewhere
should never be uttered, on
Facebook or elsewhere
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
bodily fluids (special double hate haiku!!!)
can we just agree
that the bodily fluids
of your kids are gross?
and also, let's say
they don't warrant discussion
in status updates
that the bodily fluids
of your kids are gross?
and also, let's say
they don't warrant discussion
in status updates
Monday, August 8, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Friday, August 5, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
I quit
Dear job, I hate you.
You've ruined my life and killed
my spirit. I quit.
You've ruined my life and killed
my spirit. I quit.
Friday, May 20, 2011
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